Hilliary the "Fairest" Clinton
Bernie the "Straight Shooter"
Were you expecting a clean fight mr. Sanders?
No problem getting that 3AM phone call
It's all been rehearsed so much
Hilliary, What you gonna do
when they come for you!
Nice to have something
to fall back on Bernie
Not so in the 'political arena fights'
No love lost and not fair
When you're on a stage with some fifteen people
hoping to have fair and equal time to debate
you're in an impossible situation unless
your name is Trump!
Trump, Big mouth, small hands
Cruz has a nose for 'tea' men
You can't even have a decent tea party with those good old boys
... oh sorry Ted those old boys aren't your friends either!
The coffee man Marco Rubio
"I've done it before" John Kasich
At least Trump tried to attack every-one almost equally
Some were maybe attacked more equally
Because they were doing well
When it comes to attacks he is the winner
Or else he will throw a tantrum!